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“The happiest moments of my life” by Justin Gene Gregorits
Recorded in 2013

Q: When you cut off a piece of your ear, you looked really happy and like it was funny.
A: “It was one of the happiest moments of my life. They wanted to put me away for a long time. I’m the first recorded case in Florida of auto-cannibalism. But when I went before a whole board of doctors, they were in stitches. They felt bad about it; it’s really unprofessional to be laughing. But, I had a sense of humor about it, and the truth is it doesn’t hurt that bad. It bleeds a lot and looks really horrible, but I’ve never had a tingle of regret over cutting off my earlobe.”

Q: How did it taste?
A: “Tasted like beer. Blood’s great. I wish there was someone like an android who didn’t feel pain and you could just hack ‘em up and, you know, eat them. Wouldn’t you take advantage of that, if you could eat somebody but not really hurt them?”

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